Posted in Lifeon Jan 18, 2010
Sandy isn’t the only one around here that can do some home improving. Today I replaced our door bell with one that doesn’t look 20 years old. Here is a picture, the old switch is on the left:
Last Halloween I observed the little kids trying find the doorbell, I thought I would put in something that would stand out a little better. The new doorbell has a button that lights up.
Posted in Insightson Jan 11, 2010
Last September as the fall TV season was starting to roll, I made this prediction: Jay Leno’s new TV show wouldn’t be successful in a primetime slot. My reasoning for my prediction is this, and I’m sticking to it:
In the Tonight Show time slot just after the late-night news, the competition is this: David Letterman (CBS) and Nightline (ABC). All the shows at that hour are basically budget shows airing 5 nights a week.
Shifting to the primetime slot, 5 nights a week, just before the late-night news, and the competition is: CSI Miami, Castle, The Good Wife, The Forgotten, CSI: NY, Ugly Betty, The Mentalist, Private Practice, NUMB3RS, and 20/20.
Basically, by airing Jay Leno 5 nights a week at primetime, NBC mistakenly thought that they could create a low budget show every day that could compete with higher budget shows which longer production cycles.
Posted in Technicalon Jan 7, 2010
Here are some of the books on my bookshelf at work:
I also have various Circuit Cellar and Linux Journal
magazines.

Tree Meeting
I’ve been in a lot of meetings that have failed. I’m not sure sure how to make meeting work, but I’m beginning to understand why they fail.
Forget the time cost of meetings. Take the number of people in your meeting and multiply by the time of the meeting. 12 people in a short 20 minute meeting costs the same as a half a day by one person. To make your meeting fail, never consider this calculation; always have the most people in the longest meeting possible.
Have meetings just because. Yesterday’s meeting failed, so there needs to be another meeting today. Have another meeting tomorrow to keep the trend going. We all know that meetings are essential for work, so make sure you have as many as possible.
Communicate 1-0n-1 in large group meetings. If you have a lot of people to talk to, tracking them down and talking to them individually would make too much sense. Instead, gather everyone you need into one large meeting. During that meeting, go around the room and have a one-on-one discussion with each person. Everyone else will surely be bored to death while they listen in on your discussion with someone else.
Darken the room so everyone can’t see you. You prepared two whole slides to use during your hour long presentation–you better turn off the lights for your whole 30-minute presentation so people can see your slides and not you. You want to make sure you place undue importance on that slide containing inspirational quotes that probably could be skipped all together. Making people squint to see you in the dark will help your meeting fail. Lowering the lights will also have the added bonus of helping people feel sleepy during the meeting.
Avoid assignments. If you want your meetings to fail, about the last thing you want to do is to ask people to prepare for the meeting. People should walk into a meeting with no idea of what it is about, and with no ideas, topics, or research to share. Additionally, avoid making assignments during the meeting for work to be completed outside of the meeting.
Don’t read this book: Successful Meetings: How to Plan, Prepare, and Execute Top-Notch Business Meetings by Shri Henkel. Of all the books I found at the library to improve meetings, this one was fairly short, straight forward, and easy to follow. Anyone looking to have bad meetings should stay far away from this book. It is available from Amazon.com or from the Square Galaxy Store.
Posted in Businesson Dec 10, 2009
I went shopping at several stores early Black Friday morning, and I’ve decided to give awards to various stores based on their performance. These awards are in word only; no prizes or trophies will be presented.
Most Disorganized Store goes to the Lindon, Utah Walmart. While the Walmart sale was to begin at 5am, we walked into the store at 4:30 to find people already walking around with products in their carts and already lined up to check out. They had isles completely blocked off, making it hard to get through the store to the items we were looking at. We even found a few cashiers checking people out before 5am. I also observed that every laptop sold needed an override at the cash register for a serial number which wasn’t available because people couldn’t pick up a laptop except from a trailer around the back of the store only after they paid for it.
Worst Planning also goes to Walmart. The front page of their Black Friday advertisement was promoting their price matching policy. While price matching is a great way for consumers to get good prices, price matching at 5am really slows down already long lines. We were behind this guy who had to price match some DVDs, and it took like 5 times longer for him to check out.
Most Ridiculous Line goes to the American Fork Target. We casually walked in looking for sales on games, but then casually walked out when we saw that the line looped through two thirds of the store. Since we didn’t actually wait in line at Target, we give a dishonorable mention to the next door Old Navy. Although they opened hours earlier, the Old Navy associates seemed disinterested in checking people out speedily. Not that the line was long, it was just slow. They problem was compounded by the fact that they were trying to get people to sign up for an Old Navy charge card. They were telling people they could go to the front of the line if they were to sign up for a new charge card. What this was really doing was punishing the people who didn’t sign up for a card, by making them wait longer in line behind the people that did sign up for a new card.
Best Deal Hiding goes to the Staples in Orem. Sure we didn’t get there when it opened, but we couldn’t even tell if they had the items we were looking for.
Best Handing of Chaos goes to Best Buy. Although they had masses of people, they had employees available to help you find things, the checkout line was reasonable, they had maps to hand out, and they generally seemed pretty organized. Other stores might look to Best Buy’s handling to improve their performance for next year’s awards.
Posted in Lifeon Nov 25, 2009
A few thoughts I have today:
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