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Who can get a handicap parking permit?

Posted in Funnyon Jan 20, 2010

Jan. 12: The driver of a white pick-up truck reportedly whipped into a handicap stall, parked and ran to class. Officers confirmed that the running person indeed had a handicap permit.

Perhaps they need, “Sort of handicap” parking spaces and “I’m in a wheelchair” handicap spaces.

My favorite though are the “Expectant Mother” parking spaces out the front of Baby’s ‘R Us.

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Give me all your money and a job application!

Posted in Funnyon Nov 3, 2009

I came across this funny news report today of a guy who robs a taco bell, and while he is at it, stops by the managers office to ask for a job application.

Police: Man Robs Taco Bell, Then Gets Job Application | wltx.com.

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Elk head on your kitchen table

Posted in Funnyon Oct 21, 2009

This came from the BYU police beat this week, and I actually think it is one of the best pranks I’ve read about:

Oct. 11 Several female students left their apartment for 30 minutes to attend ward prayer. When they returned to their apartment, they found a severed elk head on their kitchen table. The suspects could not be identified and the elk was disposed of at the materials handling building.

This was posted under the “trespassing” headline, and I can imagine that it would be threatening to have someone in your apartment without knowing about it, but at least they didn’t damage or steal anything. They were just leaving a surprise gift.

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Baby stealing

Posted in Funnyon Oct 4, 2009

Sandy told me the other day, “let’s not resort to baby stealing unless we have to.”

Then she said, “We can have three boys but then I want at least one girl.”

I look at her in a way that expressed, I don’t think we get to choose that, to which she responded, “If we are stealing them, we can choose whatever we want, right?”

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Not a way to meet girls

Posted in Funnyon Sep 16, 2009

From today’s BYU police beat:

September 6: Two male subjects were knocking doors in the female area of Wyview Park. They identified themselves as missionaries. When the police arrived the two male students said they thought it was a novel way to meet girls.

Its kind of like, “Hi, I’m going to lie and deceive you into thinking that I’m a missionary, and then you’ll want to date me.” Not the best of ideas. But maybe we could give them a break, they probably only started their freshman year a week earlier.

I also thought this one was funny: