Posted in Reviewson Jun 8, 2009
I recently viewed the animated film, The Tale of Despereaux. The movie trailer made me think the movie explored the comical challenges and character growth of a mouse who was atypically unafraid of anything. However, after watching the film, I’m not sure what it was really about (a serious problem if you know less about the plot of the movie after watching it.)
Major film elements such as plot, character development, and dialog were all seriously lacking. The visual effects were adequate for an animated film.
The first few minutes of the film were so boring, that I threatened to turn it off if it didn’t get better. About about 15 minutes, it did get better as they introduced the main character, but the movie never got good.
I don’t recommend seeing The Tale of Despereaux. Spend your time on a more interesting fairy tale.
Posted in Reviewson Mar 22, 2009
I recently saw the latest Nicolas Cage movie, Knowing, and it was one of the worst movies that I have ever seen. It was so bad I’m fact, that I’m going to break one of the main rules in writing movie reviews and tell you how it ends. I would rather you spend thirty seconds here reading about how aweful this movie is than have you come to the same conclusion after two hours of misery.
Nicolas Cage’s son gets a list of numbers from his school’s time capsule, which turns out have predicted major disasters for the last 50 years, with the last world ending disaster on the list just a few days away. It turns out that the world does end, and the only ones to survive are Cage’s son and this other little girl who are saved by aliens who take them to repopulate another planet.
I did enjoy going to the drive in theater to see this movie, because I was able to make fun of the movie with bothering the restvof the theater.
So, if you do go see this movie, you may want to bring some sort of alternate entertainment or some good ET jokes.
Posted in Reviewson Feb 9, 2009
Source: Wikipedia
Sci-Fi show, Stargate Atlantis, endured 5 seasons before it was canceled. While I felt slightly empty after its predecessor, Stargate SG-1, got canceled after 10 seasons, my reaction to the end of Atlantis was much more subdued. I never felt like Atlantis really got going as an excellent Sci-Fi series.
Much of the problems behind the show’s failure was that it seemed like the producers were trying to follow a Sci-Fi formula rather than breaking free and creating something original. I believe originality and exploration of new ideas is one of the attractive features drawing fans to Science-Fiction television. With various technologies, episode plots, and series developments, Stargate Atlantis followed more than it lead.
Another major problem was an inconsistency of cast. Of the 10 main characters listed on Wikipedia, only 3 of which were cast for all 5 seasons. The series saw two doctors, three commanders, and a replacement of one of the main military guys. Such cast turnover prevented fans from building a long relationship with the characters. Additionally, a few of the characters who transferred to Atlantis after the SG-1 series was canceled had major personality changes–again causing character inconsistencies.
Stargate Atlantis at times seemed to be “Science-Fiction, minus the Science.” One of Sci-Fi’s appeals is that it allows writers and viewers to imaginatively explore new ideas and concepts by setting the show in some technologically advanced state. Atlantis disappointed in this respect because rather than reasonably using technology to explore new ideas, the writers simply invented new technology or unrealistic events simply because they thought it would make the plot more interesting. For example, in the very last episode, the crew used a never-aforementioned “Wormhole Drive” to jump across the galaxy in a second to save the day
Stargate Atlantis, while at times was interesting and many episodes illustrated great Sci-Fi drama, the series as a whole slowly failed itself into cancellation because they forgot what it takes to be a great TV show, and what it takes to be a great Sci-Fi series.
Clarification: Some point out that a show that makes it 5 seasons isn’t a failure, which is probably right. I should have said something like, “Stargate Atlantis failed to make my list of all-time great Sci-Fi shows,” or “Stargate Atlantis failed to be as great as Stargate SG-1.”
You can buy the second, third, or fourth seasons on DVD at the Square Galaxy Store.
Posted in Reviewson Jan 8, 2009
According to the Coloradoan, drunk driving arrests during the New Years holiday this year were up, again, in Colorado. 569 people were arrested for drunk driving across Colorado, with 44 arrested in Larimer County, where I live.
569 arrests is a new record since state agencies started state-wide crackdown efforts in 1998. For the previous three years, arrests have been climbing from 407, 449, and 473.
I haven’t decided if that means that more people are driving drunk, or that law enforcement agencies are better at catching and arresting drunk drivers. Hopefully the latter.
Posted in Reviewson Nov 6, 2008
Criminal Minds is another one of those TV crime dramas, not dissimilar to CSI. However, in Criminal Minds, they use behavioral analysis to solve crime mysteries rather than lots of forensics like the do in CSI.
Initially, I was really interested in Criminal Minds. I felt like I was learning about behavioral indicators and analysis. However, I found that as the series, now in season 4, developed, it incorporates less science and more drama. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted in Reviewson Oct 16, 2008
If there is a level of “over the top,” then Eagle Eye begs for this level to be well defined.
Eagle Eye is an action file directed by D.J. Caruso. It features a young man and a single mother who are brought together and coerced by an anonymous caller into carrying out a terrorist cell’s plot.
As an action film, Eagle Eye was pretty typical, yet fairly exciting. You get your standard explosions, exchange of gun fire, high speed car chases, and suspense. However, there were a few too many, “yeah, right” moments becaues of too many far fetched ideas in the story fundamentals.
While not a “movie of the year,” Eagle Eye was more enjoyable than watching cable TV re-runs. To my friends, I would probably recommend that they watch it at the cheap theater.
You can purchase a copy of Eagle Eye in the Square Galaxy Store.
Posted in Reviewson Dec 28, 2007
I recently checked Borne Ultimatum out of the RedBox, and watched this thrilling movie on my temporary home theater system. I’ve seen a number of movies over the Christmas break, and this is one of my favorites.
This movie features ex-CIA agent Jason Borne seeking to find out about the top-secret CIA operations which have turned him into a killing monster.
It is pretty easy to make a recommendation for this movie, as it is very similar to the previous two movies in the trilogy. Those people who liked the other Borne movies will like this movie as well. Those who didn’t enjoy the other movies, probably won’t find much to enjoy in this movie either.
This movie was packed with thrilling fast-paced action, but it didn’t seem as novel as it did in the first movie because it is a lot of more-of-the-same type of exciting action. This movie was great in that it had more plot progression than did the previous movies, and it did a fairly good job at tying up the trilogy story line.
I don’t think they should come out with any more Borne movies, if they did, I think the next movie should be called Borne Again. (laugh, its a joke).
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