Funny airport message

Posted in Funnyon Jun 24, 2009

I’m in the Denver airport and I heard this great intercom announcement which went something like this:

We’re sorry to inform you but the flight to Pheonix is delayed, but as a consolation prize, this is a wide open flight as there are only 28 passengers. However, we emplore all passengers to take a window seat so our flight will look full.

4 Comments

Britt

June 25th, 2009 at 4:10 am

Was that southwest by chance? They always say funny stuff

Jacob

June 25th, 2009 at 9:02 am

Definately southwest. They are the funniest airline.

Aunt Lynda

June 25th, 2009 at 10:14 pm

Yes, that was a good one. Southwest is indeed known for their sense of humor. Hope you enjoyed your flight.

Marydalene

July 12th, 2009 at 8:42 pm

A funny one I heard on my way to San Antonio on Southwest was about messing with the smoke detectors in the lavatories. He mentioned that it was about a $2,000 fine if you get caught smoking on a nonsmoking flight. “If have $2,000 to spend, you should have flown Delta.” I laughed.

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