Will

Posted in Lifeon Dec 10, 2005

In case I die:
(I’m not going to die, but this list is kind of fun)

To Jill, I leave anything I have thats slightly polynesian
To Kevin, I leave my postcard collection, because it has many postcards from many states and I think you would like it
To Angela, I leave my cake mixes because you seemed to enjoy them even if you couldn’t stand visiting me to get some
To Aaron, I leave all my books
To Emily, I leave the W in my middle name
To Becca, I leave all my tools
To my parents, I leave all my debt, but since that isn’t leaving them anything, I’ll also leave them my secret recipe book
To Erik, I leave my little black book, but since that also isn’t leaving anything, I’ll also leave him my laptop, so he can finally fit in with Bruce and I
To Christina, I leave all my yarn
To Bruce, I leave my gamepad so you can excell at bzflag
To Sara, I leave my mittens and blankets. I don’t know if they will keep you warm, but you can pretend. You can have my car too as long as you don’t get it stuck in the snow in the middle of nowhere.
To Brittni, I leave my blog, because you were the original inspiration for it. Oh, you can have my risk board too.
To Hyrum, you can have my plant. Many consider the plant to continue your namesake.
To Lindsay, you can have your pink strawberry chapstick back.
To Sarah, you can have all my food. You’re going to need it to feed that new husband of yours.

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