Posted in Reviewson Mar 22, 2009
I recently saw the latest Nicolas Cage movie, Knowing, and it was one of the worst movies that I have ever seen. It was so bad I’m fact, that I’m going to break one of the main rules in writing movie reviews and tell you how it ends. I would rather you spend thirty seconds here reading about how aweful this movie is than have you come to the same conclusion after two hours of misery.
Nicolas Cage’s son gets a list of numbers from his school’s time capsule, which turns out have predicted major disasters for the last 50 years, with the last world ending disaster on the list just a few days away. It turns out that the world does end, and the only ones to survive are Cage’s son and this other little girl who are saved by aliens who take them to repopulate another planet.
I did enjoy going to the drive in theater to see this movie, because I was able to make fun of the movie with bothering the restvof the theater.
So, if you do go see this movie, you may want to bring some sort of alternate entertainment or some good ET jokes.
3 Comments
Sandy
March 22nd, 2009 at 7:08 pm
What kinds of alternate entertainment? Just kidding…it was a terrible movie. But an enjoyable time all the same. So thanks again!
justin
March 26th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
According to Rotten Tomatoes, the only worse movie you could have seen was Madea Goes to Jail…
Jacob
March 27th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Have you ever seen Ultraviolet? I haven’t seen Madea Goes to Jail, but Ultraviolet is the worst movie I’ve ever seen.