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Some interesting police beats
Posted in Funnyon Jul 7, 2008
Even though I’m graduated and moved away from BYU, I still enjoy reading Police Beat published in the daily school newspaper. Here are some of my favorites (with commentary) from this summer.
June 27 :
A radar detector worth $140 was stolen from the owner’s car in the Wymount Terrace parking lot. The owner claims the car was locked.
If this was your car, how would you explain to the police why you would even have a radar detector in the first place?
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Curve ball
Posted in Lifeon Feb 23, 2006
I have been reading some blogs recently. It got me thinking a little bit about life. Sometimes you keep your eye on the ball, only for it to curve right in front of you causing you to miss. Read the rest of this entry »
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Grass is green
Grass ain’t clean
Grass is good
It cleans the air like it should
Grass is nice
Shouldn’t be used as a spice
Don’t smoke it
Or eat it
Unless you are a cow
Even then, cows shouldn’t smoke grass
It is not good for your health
To drink milk from a cow that was smoking grass
So please all you cows out there,
Eat, don’t smoke grass, and we can all be happy.
Thanks Mrs. Reagan
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