Posts Tagged ‘joke’

Utes and Cheerios

Posted in Funnyon Nov 21, 2007

Here is another University of Utah Joke:

Q: What is the difference between the U. of U. football team and a bowl of Cheerios?

A: The Cheerios belong in a bowl!

Pizza and a Ute

Posted in Funnyon Nov 20, 2007

This is one of my favorites:

Q: What is the difference between a U of U graduate and a large pizza?

A: The large pizza can feed a family of four.

Keep an eye out for Utes

Posted in Funnyon Nov 19, 2007

With the football game this week, BYU is stepping up security on campus. You can help by keeping an eye out for Utes that may be wanting to vandalize campus. This joke may help you to identify a Ute on campus:

Q: Why do University of Utah fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Cougar and Ute

Posted in Funnyon Nov 18, 2007

In honor of the Utah-BYU rivalry, here is a joke that I found:

Q. What is the difference between a Cougar and a Ute?

A. They both applied to BYU.

Dancing Larry King

Posted in Funnyon Jul 19, 2007

My roommates were flipping through the channels and were watching a bit of CNN. Apparently they were taking questions via You-Tube, but when I walked by it was showing this movie thing of a dancing Larry King in underwear or something like that. I kind of thought it was a joke, until I heard the audio of Anderson Cooper (from the other room) seem apologetic about it.

Does anyone know what happened? Was it a prank or joke, and if so, from whom? Did CNN get hacked?


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